Shall We Play A Game?

Let’s all play a new game I’ve come up with called “Find The Incredibly Laughable Understatement”. It’s played like this. I’ll post the text of an article below and you find the incredibly laughable understatement. The prize for finding it will be your very own feeling of smug superiority.

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Toddler married to dog in India to ‘ward off tiger’
Members of an Indian tribe have married off a toddler to a female dog in eastern India in a bid to prevent his predicted death at the hands of a tiger.

Last Updated: 11:15AM GMT 18 Feb 2009

The ceremony at a Hindu temple in Orissa state’s Jajpur district was conducted with all the rituals observed at traditional weddings, including a dowry for the bride – the village bitch.

The dog sported two silver rings and a silver chain, the UNI news agency reported.

Parents of the groom, one-and-a-half year old Sangula, were advised to arrange the marriage when they noticed a tooth growing from their infant son’s upper gum – considered a bad omen.

Community elders believed the growth would lead to the boy being killed in a tiger attack – a fate preventable, according to tribal tradition, by marrying a dog.

Sanrumula Munda, Sangula’s father, said the ceremony would not prevent him from marrying properly when he comes of age.

Superstition is still a potent force in tribal and remote communities of India.


4 thoughts on “Shall We Play A Game?

  1. What’s the understatement?
    I am 1\64 th Choctaw Indian and born with out a nasal passage. My parents by tradition of their upbringing thought that meant that I would be consummed by a giant snake so I had to wed a coctail wienie. Must have worked, I am 41 now and have not run across a big snake. The only problem I have now is I feel the need to dip my wife in bbq sauce when making love.

  2. Oh… my… God! You mean to tell me that when Ghandi told me to ‘marry a bitch’ he meant an actual dog? I assumed he was just talking about Fischbacher. I couldn’t believe I did all of those things only to still have the tiger try to eat me anyway. Now, it all makes sense. I’m so depressed.
    -Roy Horn

  3. OK – these people obviously need help in identifying understatements –
    “Superstition is still a potent force in tribal and remote communities of India.”
    I will be looking for my bonafide “Sense of Smug Superiority” to be arriving in the mail any day now, do you charge extra to deliver to Alaska?

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